Dad soaps! Just the thing!! From Moana Rd's Dad-Bod Apothecary Co. All natural cures for Dad "problems". Made in NZ from all natural ingredients including Kawakawa for healing and soothing, and pumice and coffee for exfoliating.
This particular soap is ideal to improve listening - instructions for use: Clean your ears out and don't make your partner repeat themself. Clean your ears out and don't make your partner repeat themself.
Disclaimer: This cure is just for laughs. Consider this soap your last warning!