Dad soaps! Just the thing!! From Moana Rd's Dad-Bod Apothecary Co. All natural cures for Dad "problems". Made in NZ from all natural ingredients including Kawakawa for healing and soothing, and pumice and coffee for exfoliating.
Instructions for use: Lather, rinse and repeat this phrase: "I'm sorry I'm so annoying."
Disclaimer: This cure is just for laughs. It must be nice to sleep so well.
