Dad soaps! Just the thing!! From Moana Rd's Dad-Bod Apothecary Co. All natural cures for Dad "problems". Made in NZ from all natural ingredients including Kawakawa for healing and soothing, and pumice and coffee for exfoliating.
Instructions for use: Rub on belly twoce daily to reduce swelling. For best results, increase exercise and decrease alcohol and pie consumption.
Disclaimer: This cure is just for laughs. Embrace the spare tyre.